Alan Keys, Bringing His Fringe Lunatic, Show To Ft. Lauderdale

Fringe lunatic candidate Alan Keyes jumped into the fray for the 2008 GOP presidential nomination:

On Friday, Sept. 14, Alan Keyes filed a Statement of Candidacy (Form 2) with the Federal Election Commission thus officially announcing as a Republican candidate for President of the United States.
Keyes told Janet Parshall, host of a right wing hate radio show, that he's "unmoved" by the lack of moral courage shown by the other candidates, among whom he sees no standout who articulates the "key kernel of truth that must, with courage, be presented to our people."

He added, "The one thing I've always been called to do is to raise the standard . . . that there is a national standard of our allegiance to God and His authority that has been the foundation stone of our nation's life"and he decried the lack of "forthright, clear, and clarion declaration" from the other candidates concerning this issue.

 Keyes' first official act as a candidate will be an appearance at a "Value Voters Debate" in Florida on Monday, where the Republican hopefuls will clash over whether toilet sex aficionados, sexual predators or pedophiles best fully represent the values of Florida Republicans.
Keyes' second act will be to pay himself a handsome salary from the campaign donations sent in by suckers.